![]() ![]() Even if it can’t do that, it should at least respond to my actions. Still, if I want to throw windmill punches in my own lounge while the neighbours call the ambulance reporting that I’m having convulsions, I should be allowed to do that and have it recreated in-game. It’s all about timing, precision and patience. but it’s not as unplayable as you might expect. That’s not to say I’m making excuses for the game, hell no, it’s still terrible. The truth is though, that upon first inspection, Fighters Uncaged could be described as utter tripe – feel free to quote me on that one – but the fact remains that it’s all about working out the game’s subtle nuances. you know, to boost my damaged male ego after I had the inability to control a digital character who is meant to be the portal into this specific gaming experience. I know they say the best form of defence is attack, however, I say, it’s my game, you will do as I say or I will put the disc in a food processor and then spread the ashes at the base of the toilet in the nearest public WC. Mostly useless in the sense that if I try and dodge an attack, for some reason my character tries to headbutt my opponent. Mostly useless in the sense that if I throw 3 punches, my on-screen avatar will throw 1. That’s not to say that Fighters Uncaged is completely useless. "Fighters Uncaged lets you fight in the park like a hobo." ![]()
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